Letter, To Chiuaua Owner

(I run into a few characters while I am out and about in sunny California and this man and his dog caught my attention.)

Dear Chiuaua Puppy Owner,

Your Chiuaua is the cutest puppy I have seen in years. (I should know as I regularly check a website called cuteoverload.com.) I was taken by our brief glance. Your puppies bright, black eyes meeting mine, in the double left hand turn lane off of Fremont. Its little damp nose streaking your minivans window as you struggle to keep it from jumping on the dash was a heart warming moment I will not soon forget.

You also looked over for a moment and I have to say that I was taken by you too. Your clean shaved head in concert with your long, dark brown beard that swept at the collar of your rock'n'roll t-shirt that was in turn engulfed by a black leather vest was something to behold. As if you could not have planned your look any better the tattooed sleeves that so colourfully covered your arms must have extended up your neck because more of it was dangerously close to your left ear. Ah! That left ear that held the gold earring that just made the look complete.

The wonderful contrast of one of the largest, most menacing looking men I could ever begin to describe. With the tiniest, cutest Chiuaua puppy squirming in your overly large tattooed arms. While franticly licking your face as you drove will make not only my night, but perhaps my week.

Kind Regards,
Fidelia